This is a now well known quote from Family Guy that can be used in many situations. See it here.

Inspired by Shark Week.

A contemporary look at the famous quote from Network.

Another now-famous quote from actor extraordinaire Mel Gibson.

Mel is such a darling of a sweetheart.

"I am an infidel."

Requested by a TeeVirus user.

This is a tribute to The Simpsons, quoting wonderful little Ralph Wiggum as seen in this video clip.

Just because submarine sandwich shops offer $5 footlong deals, doesn't mean an average (or better than average) fellow can't do the same.

Most guys aren't always able to think with the intelligent head.

This well-known, ad-libbed quote is from the 1980s film They Live starring then world-renowned wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper. There's no better way to make your intentions known when walking into a room than by wearing a t-shirt like this.

See the quote in action here: http://videosift.com/video/have-come-here-to-chew-bubblegum-and-kick-ass

This is an alternate version from my first.

This well-known, ad-libbed quote is from the 1980s film They Live starring then world-renowned wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper. There's no better way to make your intentions known when walking into a room than by wearing a t-shirt like this.

See the quote in action here: http://videosift.com/video/have-come-here-to-chew-bubblegum-and-kick-ass

I also created an alternate version to see which style is better received.

This design has nothing to do with computing. It's strictly a bit of commentary on the state of jobs in the fruit industry and how any old Steve can pad his diet with much better foods than the apple.

While drawing my Pandas Are Scary design, I thought my panda was really cute (without the glowing red eyes), so I wanted to also give a cute design with him a try.

I couldn't come up with truly unique text, so I used what seemed a bit funny and off-the-wall.

(I'm not sure which of my two panda designs will be better liked [if either at all].)

Thought it might be slightly humorous for someone to be afraid of pandas considering they are so beloved and I've never heard of anyone being afraid of them.

By the way, if you're curious, my drawing is based on this photo:
http://www.danmex.org/html-en/pic-detail.php?pic_id=4

It's a wiener dog... in a hot dog bun.

I've been hearing a lot more frequently lately people using the phrase "What the Eff," pronouncing the abbreviation of the F word as the letter itself. It makes sense that it should live on a shirt of its own.