This will come in handy in countless situations throughout the day. And with any luck it will make a bad situation a little better. :)

This is an homage to the classic quote from an old episode of The Simpsons that can easily get stuck in your head. See the clip here: http://www.videosift.com/video/Lisa-needs-Braces-Dental-Plan

Just like you and me.

A new, more accurate/cynical twist on an old geeky binary joke.

Normally someone might have a mug with some declaration printed on it like "#1 Dad" or "World's Greatest Boss", but I was just thinking it might be a humorous idea if instead of them on a plain old mug, a person could have those words printed on a mug printed on a t-shirt. So, here's what I came up with.

This is a general purpose tool for anyone who refuses to reply to a question with a self-incriminating answer. (Refer to the U.S. Constitution's 5th Amendment for more info.)

I cooked a grilled cheese sandwich and forgot to turn off my iron.

This is a play on the classic phrase yelled by Jenny to Forrest Gump and he just kept running. And running. And running.

This is a joke using the popular urban phrase "That's how *I* roll" playing on the intended slang use of the word "roll" as the original verb. Not sure how well it will come across, but it could play well to the younger demographic, and just in time for the holidays.

Note: This is a *very* unfinished and untidied design. While working on it I started having my doubts that anyone would like it, so I'm throwing it to you fine critics in the workshop to let me know if this might possibly be a design worth finishing. I'm thinking maybe it'd be more worthwhile if I made it sort of an ad poster with a slogan of some kind, but nothing's coming to mind at the moment. If it's really unliked, I'll just abandon it, but if you folks think it has some merit, I'll pursue it further.

At present it's basically just an obvious little pun playing on the word "lard." The tin is based on this image (from a site called "Lard Lovers" if you can believe it).

Another math-centric design that plays on three different themes, those being the value of pi (to 36 digits), an eye chart, and the term pie chart. In any case, it might be nice to walk around with some kind of pie on your chest. My guess is lots of people will stare trying to see if they can read the 20/20 line without even realizing they're looking at pi.

Just a nice way for you to spread joy to everyone around you.

This is a very simple play on words for anyone who is optimistic but not so much a follower of Christianity.

This is another math joke with what should be an obvious meaning. Pi is an irrational number. The text displays a message that could be from the wearer of the shirt or from the π symbol. You can let the observer decide or just act irrationally and remove all doubt.

I tried to get a little creative here, but I'm not sure how it turned out. Please let me know if you think plain old text without all the artistry might be better. I also considered using the square root of 2 instead of pi. Would that have been better?

This is a simple ambigram that is viewed identically upside-down as right-side-up. It reads "I Heart Science!" and is targeted at all science fact and science fiction lovers everywhere.

You don't have to turn yourself over for people; that'd ruin the fun. Instead, watch everyone else as they try to turn their head upside-down in front of you.